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Holy Cheezus!! That dude’s name must be Thor cuz he be swingin a HAMMER!!!

Holy Cheezus!! That dude’s name must be Thor cuz he be swingin a HAMMER!!!

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No. You’re beautiful and YOU make ME smile. My Amber Princess. Mmmuuuuahhh

No. You’re beautiful and YOU make ME smile. My Amber Princess. Mmmuuuuahhh

TT

Truth: As insecure as I can be about my appearance, I am quite vain.

I’ve always wanted to be that girl that walks in a room and commands attention.  But now, I realize I would only think that back of my dress is tucked in my panties and my ass is hanging out, if people were looking at me like that.

I am finally coming to accept the beauty I own.  I only wish I had learned it earlier in life.

realquietlike:

So forgotthestorm was kind enough to tag me in the six selfie thing. Since I am horrifically late, here are seven selfies. Some old, some less old, some you have seen tons of times as avatars. Nevertheless, here they are.

This is what a cute boy who loves his dog looks like. Good job universe. Good job.

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I couldn’t do that! What if you get an eyelash in your eye? Food in your teeth?

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I couldn’t do that! What if you get an eyelash in your eye? Food in your teeth?

missbonniebunny:

~*~summer looks~*~ <3
I’m so in love with this dress I got it in every pattern I could find. {only $10, ayyyyyyyyy}

I love this dress!!