If you don’t think this is the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen,

then obviously you own a baby unicorn that sings like Shirley Temple.

I think it sucks that baby dances way better than I do….

I need a unicorn that serves me donuts off it’s horn

I Sell Makeup.


Sometimes I talk about it here.

Sometimes…I even promote my business here.

It’s something I do that I love.

I talk about it.

Just like…You talk about your jobs.

I’m not sorry.

I sell an AWESOME product.

It’s part of who I am now.

Love me…Love all of me.

Just saying.

I wear make-up. I love this lady that lives on the other side of the country and the make-up she sells. I want her to be hella successful, so go get some of this stuff.

Our family’s favorite joke:

Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink….

So don’t be ugly, buy make-up from prettypurplepancake

This has been a public service announcement